Product Description: I want to give you my solemn word that absolutely no corn went into the making this product, but fuck—who knows?! I can't tell you how many items in my kitchen contain some iota of corn. Well, no, I can: Almost all of them! Okay, well, not all of them, but almost all of them. Or at least the processed ones. Anyway, the vague point is, it's really messed up how corn has infiltrated our lives in unusually malevolent ways. All of which can be attributed to the monstrosity of Monsanto, this Leviathan of Capitalism that has insinuated its high fructose genetically modified tentacles into all aspects and stomachs of the world. Maybe even this sticker pack. And that, frankly, disturbs me to no end; however, I'm still not going to let that prevent me from celebrating three decades of madness and mayhem at the Skatepark of Tampa. —Cliver
